Another Dumb Blonde Joke
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are about to be executed. First, the redhead is up. Before she is executed, she is asked if she has any last words. She says no, but right before the gun is fired, she screams, "TORNADO!!" Everyone ducks and looks for cover while she escapes. Next, the brunette steps up, she is asked if she has any last words, and she says no. Right before the man fires the gun, she yells, "TSUNAMI!!" Everyone looks for cover while she escapes. Last, the blonde is up, and by then she has everything figured out. Once again, she asked for any last words, and she has none. The executor aims, and at the top of the blonde's lungs, she yells, "FIRE!!", and she dies...
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