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How do they get deer to cross at the "DANGER: Deer crossing" signs?

Dunnos,
$Madamouselle Chipster$

Can you be closet claustrophobic? I mean, maybe, if you are afraid of small confined spaces... but if you're in a closet, and you are afraid of small, confined spaces, then just open the door!!!

Maybes,
El Chipster

Ponder time

Who really took the bite out of the Apple logo?

Ponderistic,
*Da Chipster*

Ponder time

Why are toilet flushers always on the left side? Don't they care about us rightys?

Ponderistic,
*LA CHIPSTER*

Muffins

One day, mimi muffin said, "hello, fellow muffin!"to martin muffin. then martin muffin said, "OMG!! a talking muffin"

Dumbjokeristic,
The Chipster

Oh, those crazed sharks...

What did one shark say to the other?

Airline food sure is bad these days!!

Jokeristic,
The Chipster

Things 2 ponder

Why do matured women dye their hair blue?

Ponderistic,
The Chipster

Things 2 ponder

Why do doughnuts have holes?

Ponderistic,
The Chipster

LIFE IS LA AMAZING!!!

regrets,
The Chipster

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I don't know what 2 post...
I'll just let the chicken roast,
I'll turn into toxic waste,
At my own pace...

Sucky,
The Chipster

I is bored

... i'm really bored right now... considering it's 10:19 at night... i really need 2 get a life, don't i?

Chow,
The Chipster

LOL

Another Dumb Blonde Joke

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are about to be executed. First, the redhead is up. Before she is executed, she is asked if she has any last words. She says no, but right before the gun is fired, she screams, "TORNADO!!" Everyone ducks and looks for cover while she escapes. Next, the brunette steps up, she is asked if she has any last words, and she says no. Right before the man fires the gun, she yells, "TSUNAMI!!" Everyone looks for cover while she escapes. Last, the blonde is up, and by then she has everything figured out. Once again, she asked for any last words, and she has none. The executor aims, and at the top of the blonde's lungs, she yells, "FIRE!!", and she dies...